Dopplegagger

Left: Jenna Jameson. Right: Amanda Lepore.


Keep in mind the one on the right is one of the most famous post-op trannies around. I'm told there is substantial video evidence proving the one on the left to be an actual female, but I'm still not convinced.

Wackypedia

For anyone who hasn't learned the hard way (such as Michael Scott on The Office), here is yet another reason to NEVER trust Wikipedia. Although I think it has replaced solitaire as the number one time-waster in the workplace.

Here's a clip from the episode of The Office referenced above:

A Very Merry Un-Birthday

I was disgusted when I watched a segment on CNN about twin girls who were born in NYC on September 11. Since you probably didn't see it, you can read the transcript here.

Woo! That's a kick-ass message to send to Al-Qaeda. Depriving your kids of their own birthday! Because the terrorists totally weren't trying to complicate or interrupt your lives.

I just don't understand the logic behind this. Celebrating the lives that were brought into this country despite the tragedy surrounding it is a much more fitting tribute than any cheesy montage set to a generic ballad. There is one birth every seven seconds. 12,343 people shouldn't have to live their lives differently because of their date of birth. Its not like they decided to make their way out so they could watch live coverage on CNN.

Ugh, I hope health care is better for the next generation, if only for all the therapy they're going to need.

Point: If you can't celebrate your birthday, the terrorists win.

Future Ex-Husband For Sunday, September 2nd

Chris Brown
The sheer awesomeness of this picture says it all.

Girly Confession

I have a confession, and I just have to get it out there. Anything having to do with the whole Jim-Pam saga on NBC's The Office brings me to the verge of tears every time. Never gets old. I consider myself to be one cynical, unromantic black hole, but for some reason this gets me every time.