Friday, August 31, 2007

Deny, Deny, Deny



George Michael's kindred spirit, Larry Craig, is not gay. 100% not gay. As straight as they come. In fact, he's so not gay that he is now accusing the officer involved in his bathroom arrest of entrapment. Although, Craig initially pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct. I know that most anyone would plead guilty to a lesser charge even if they were innocent to begin with. Its basic animal instinct, people. Plus, that's just what a not gay person would do. And that's what Larry Craig is. Not gay. He's so not gay, I hear the folks over at Brawny are going to get rid of that lumberjack guy and put Larry Craig on the package.

Source: CNN

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